Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A: EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
A: One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!
Q: Why did the easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
A: Only one - after that it's not empty any more!
Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!
Q: How does Easter end?
A: With the letter R!
Q: What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
A: The Easter Bunana!
Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A: Eggs mark the spot!
Q: How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
A: He said it was eggs-cellent!
Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
Q: What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A: A funny bunny!
Q: What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: Hare mail!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
A: Because the powder puff is on the other end!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel?
A: By hare plane!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a hare brush!
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare-dryer!
Q: How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
A: With hare spray!
Q: Why did the bunny go to the dance?
A: To do the bunny hop!
Q: What kinds of books do bunnies like?
A: Ones with hoppy endings!
Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: Because it has four rabbit's feet!
Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
A: Went on their bunnymoon!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain!
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!