Sunday, April 12, 2009


Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

A: Hot cross bunnies!


Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

A: EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!


Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?

A: One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!


Q: Why did the easter egg hide?

A: He was a little chicken!


Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

A: Only one - after that it's not empty any more!


Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?

A: It might crack up!


Q: How does Easter end?

A: With the letter R!


Q: What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?

A: The Easter Bunana!


Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?

A: Eggs mark the spot!


Q: How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?

A: He said it was eggs-cellent!

Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?

A: Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!


Q: What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?

A: A funny bunny!


Q: What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

A: Hare mail!


Q: Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

A: Because the powder puff is on the other end!


Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel?

A: By hare plane!


Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?

A: With a hare brush!


Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

A: It's been nice gnawing you!


Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?


Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

A: With a hare-dryer!


Q: How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?

A: With hare spray!


Q: Why did the bunny go to the dance?

A: To do the bunny hop!


Q: What kinds of books do bunnies like?

A: Ones with hoppy endings!


Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

A: Because it has four rabbit's feet!


Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding?

A: Went on their bunnymoon!


Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

A: He was having a bad hare day!

Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?

A: A hare brain!


Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

A: They lived hoppily ever after!


Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

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