Sunday, April 12, 2009

EASTER JOKES

Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

A: Hot cross bunnies!

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Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

A: EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

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Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?

A: One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

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Q: Why did the easter egg hide?

A: He was a little chicken!

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Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

A: Only one - after that it's not empty any more!

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Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?

A: It might crack up!

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Q: How does Easter end?

A: With the letter R!

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Q: What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?

A: The Easter Bunana!

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Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?

A: Eggs mark the spot!

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Q: How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?

A: He said it was eggs-cellent!
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Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?

A: Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

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Q: What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?

A: A funny bunny!

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Q: What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

A: Hare mail!

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Q: Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

A: Because the powder puff is on the other end!

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Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel?

A: By hare plane!

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Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?

A: With a hare brush!

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Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

A: It's been nice gnawing you!

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Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

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Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

A: With a hare-dryer!

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Q: How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?

A: With hare spray!

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Q: Why did the bunny go to the dance?

A: To do the bunny hop!

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Q: What kinds of books do bunnies like?

A: Ones with hoppy endings!

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Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

A: Because it has four rabbit's feet!

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Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding?

A: Went on their bunnymoon!

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Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

A: He was having a bad hare day!

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Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?

A: A hare brain!

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Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

A: They lived hoppily ever after!

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Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

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