Wow, at least they were honest.
What about a cow?
What government worker thought of this brillant sign?
There was that annoying child at dinner the other night (sigh)
You mean this is all it takes to keep the vampires away? So much for the Cross and garlic!
Well, that explains the bright orange jumpsuit that guy was wearing!
Oh, I am not even going to go there!
I am thinking of my cousin Vinny!