I wrote this many years ago and it was published in the Working Border Collie Magazine. I am going to dig up the stories that I wrote for the Working Border Collie Magazine, American Border Collie Magazine and Ranchdog/Stockdog Journal Magazine and put them on the blog for your enjoyment. Most of them involve Tess.
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Penning-
A Fine Art – Diane Pagel 2004
Ever been to
a trial and try to pen? Only to discover that seventeen times around the pen
with the sheep and dog does not get you any extra points? Maybe a winded
dog, dizzy sheep and a hoarse voice and perhaps the butt of many jokes?
‘Course, I NEVER did THAT in my career.
NOPE, not
me!! HAH!! If you believe that, then I have a fine bridge to sell you.
After one
such exemplary run as described above a few years ago, I decided to get with
the program and practice penning at home. One fine summery day seemed like the
best opportunity, as I had to get the sheep into a stall to check on a couple
of ewes that were limping.
I got my
budding ProNovice dog, Tess, and we set off to gather the flock. Tess is very
devoted to me and will do anything I ask of her. This is a key point later in
the story. I sent her off and she quickly dashed off to get the 30 or so
head. I strolled to the stall and opened the gate and peered over the
head of the ewes to see where Tess was in relation to the sheep. Tess, as usual
was in the correct spot. (NOTE: I was not)
I flung the
gate wide open and told Tess to “Pen them”. The sheep have a fence on one side
and the gate was opened against the barn wall. So she had a 90 degree angle to
put the sheep into the stall. The sheep started to pour into the stall and then
the last half of the sheep stopped and refused to go in. I stood behind the few
at the gate mouth and used the “boot in the butt” action to assist them in
going in. (NOTE: Not a good idea)
Meanwhile, I
am telling Tess “COME ON, GET THEM IN”
The few that
I had given the boot action then went in and I turned (while in the mouth of
the pen), only to see Tess doing exactly as I told her. I told her “COME ON,
GET THEM IN” in a deep commanding voice and by God, she stood up to the task
and bullied the rest in.
Mistake
Number One: Do not give your dog this command when you are not in the correct
position.
Mistake
Number Two. Do not EVER stand in the mouth of the pen while trying to pen
sheep.
Mistake
Number Three: Brain can not give words fast enough to tell dog to stop.
Mistake
Number Four. Do not try to crowd sheep into a packed pen when you are in their
path.
Tess, bless
her heart, gave me her all and crammed all the sheep in the stall. While this
was fine and dandy, there were a couple of minor items that went wrong. As I
said, standing in the mouth of the pen is not a good idea. The sheep bowled me
over and I hung onto to a ewe (I have no idea why I did this) and she dragged
me in. (Note: Hanging onto a ewe is not a good idea)
When my
brain finally figured out letting go of the ewe would be in my best interest,
my hands released her. Really smart, however this would be good if I was still
standing in the mouth of the pen. But no, I had been dragged in the stall with
the sheep, and Tess finished packing the stall with the laggards. I tried to
stand up by pushing a ewe off me and Tess would pack her back in. Did I fail to
mention that the sheep just had come off green, lush pasture? This is a key
point, as you want to be above the sheep hind ends!!
Mistake
Number Five: Keep mouth closed when sheep are trampling over you. You figure
out what happened here.
Every time I
started to get to my feet, Tess would pack the sheep back in. The stall was
packed and every time I moved a ewe she would go outside the gate line and Tess
would promptly pack her in. The sheep would then push me back down to the
floor. Finally I yelled at Tess to “Lie down” and she did. However, she made
sure the sheep were packed in the pen and she laid in the mouth of the stall. I
tell her to “Get back” and she would reluctantly move back and a few sheep
would cross over the invisible gate mouth line and she was worried about her
quality of her work but finally relented and let a token few cross the
invisible line.
Meanwhile, I
managed to crawl up to a sitting position and shove sheep out of the way. I saw
Tess’s bright eyes looking at me and she was puffed up with pride with a job
well done. Her eyes glowed with happiness that she managed to pen all the sheep
with my help.
I looked at
my clothes and notice in horror that they were covered in slimy green sheep
poop. Remember what I said about the ewes being on a lush pasture. Then I felt
that my back was very wet and my long hair was very damp. I raised my hand to
wipe some sheep poop off my face and only managed to transfer the wet poop from
my face back to my face. I then realized that my back is soaked, as in totally
soaked, and my hair was one huge sheep poop pack. I smelled myself and it was
bad. At this point, I decided it would be wise to go into the house and clean
up. I worked my way to the other side of the stall and opened the barn side
gate and then remembered to call Tess. “Tess, That’ll do”. She burst into the
pen in her haste to obey my command and I wondered as I was flung to the ground
again by escaping sheep “Oh Lord was I sleeping in line when God handed out
Penning Brains?”
Yep, I was.
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