Monday, March 5, 2012

Old sheepherders spin poignant yarns




Gusts rattled the walls of the Border Inn, much as they once pounded their desolate sheep camps, trailers so thinly insulated that the men sometimes awoke to a cupboard full of frozen eggs.

The open-mike program is the highlight of the annual Old Sheepherders' Party, a two-day affair whose name reflects what's happened with this once-robust way of life. Herds have shrunk dramatically in recent decades, with more young people turning away from the business of their great-great-grandfathers.

"There are no young sheepherders," said Denys Koyle, the Border Inn's owner, who started the event nine years ago. Later, Koyle shared a tribute she felt would resonate with the folks who propped up her pit stop during the winter doldrums. Lee Jarvis recalled a night of odd twists after a ram sale.

And Lois Anderson, well, she stole the show. Her story was about horse manure. And frozen diapers.

Up to a tiny stage stepped sheep breeder Jarvis, a vestige of an era when a herd was viewed as a cash machine.

Jarvis, 79, grew up in Spanish Fork, Utah, with dreams of running his own sheep ranch. Wool had enriched many locals, with nearby Fountain Green considered one of the country's wealthiest communities at the turn of the century — a point of pride shared repeatedly during the Old Sheepherders' weekend.

In the ninth grade, Jarvis purchased three ewes for $25 each as part of a Future Farmers of America project. (That equates to about $290 today.) Over time, he expanded his herd and married his high school sweetheart, Joan, a onetime rodeo queen. They had six children in seven years. "We were raising all those kids and all those sheep," said Jarvis, who also worked at a mill.

He eventually oversaw hundreds of purebred Columbia and Suffolk ewes on land he snatched up in Utah and Idaho, sparing him from winters in a sheep camp. But during the decades it took to achieve his childhood goal, the sheep business withered.

Since 1942, the number of sheep roaming the U.S. has plummeted from 56 million to about 5 million. Blame international competition, a shift to making clothes with synthetic fibers and the kind of hardship — low pay, long bouts of isolation — that nudges Americans into other lines of work. In a recent survey by the American Sheep Industry Assn., only 35% of sheep producers said their kin planned to take over when they retired. These days most herders are South American immigrants working on temporary visas.

Jarvis works alongside one of his sons. But his grandchildren — all 21 of them — passed on joining the family business.

And so, Old Sheepherders' weekend may have felt a little bittersweet for Jarvis and the others. About 160 people showed up the first day and 88 the second, most far past retirement age.

Onstage, Jarvis recalled leaving a ram sale in a snowstorm, discovering a stalled Volkswagen, hitching it to his truck with the only thing available — a seat belt — and hauling it to the nearest town. Few other audiences would have laughed so riotously. But the story touched on two of the crowd's favorite themes: the kindness of rural folk and rotten weather.

Koyle, the Border Inn owner, took a more somber tone. She read a tribute shared at a recent sheepman's funeral, which spoke of the profession in paternal terms:

Dad was a shepherd. … His seasons of life revolved around the growth and nurturing of animals.

Frosty mornings were spent bottle-feeding baby lambs and nights were characterized by sheltering new calves from winter storms.

Dad's summer involved shearing and ramming … nurturing the sick and seeking the lost.

The sheepmen lowered their eyes and wrung their hands, clearly moved.

In many ways, Koyle understands the sheepherders — particularly the reluctant ones. In 1977, Koyle and her husband moved here from sun-kissed Huntington Beach to renovate a wind-battered building with two gas pumps, two slot machines and an eight-stool bar. It was his idea.

When the marriage crumbled, Koyle and her two children got stuck near Baker — population 68 — running the Border Inn. "I probably would have sold it in a minute if someone wanted to buy it," she said. Instead, she added the cafe and 29 motel rooms, preserving one of the few roadside stops amid the chiseled peaks and yellow scrub near Great Basin National Park, about 300 miles north of Las Vegas.

The sheepherders helped shape her business. She stocked work gloves in the motel store, and she fried chicken in the kitchen. (Herders get sick of eating lamb.) She installed a shower in the men's room. The herders get paid sporadically, so she sometimes served as their bank.

Over the years, she noticed their numbers dwindling. Their prominence waned as well. When Koyle was a girl in Delta, Utah, winter was marked by trucks ferrying sheep to Snake Valley and other parts of the "west desert," where furious gusts scattered the snow enough for sheep to graze. Now children here rarely stumble across sheep camps or find wandering ewes on their doorsteps.

One day, Koyle asked a sheepman, "If I had a party for the herders, will they come?" He said yes, and donated a lamb for dinner. At the first Old Sheepherders' Party, nearly 100 people showed up. Most were from Utah, Scandinavians and Mormons whose sheep wintered here.

At the second party, the men offered her photos of sheep camps and shearing stations, which she hung in the cafe. She also added the open-mike program. "Nobody ever threw a party for the sheepherders before," Koyle said, "and these guys led a life nobody knows about."

In recent years, Koyle's friend Dave Tilford started bringing his video camera. He's recorded about 50 interviews, and he and Koyle are in talks to donate them to the University of Utah's oral history archive. "They took a back seat to the cowboys," Tilford said. "Their life wasn't as glamorous. But they have stories to tell."

Anderson, 57, looking the part of a suburban housewife with her close-cropped hair and pink turtleneck, started regaling the room with tales of raising babies in a sheep camp. Anderson's husband, Corey, 59, is a fifth-generation sheep rancher. For years, his wife and their growing brood of children tagged along during the winter months.

While Corey oversaw the flock on horseback, she ran their household-on-wheels: stoking the fire, flipping sourdough pancakes, chasing after the kids. The cold was so bone-chilling that, if they stayed still long enough, their shoes sometimes froze to the floor.

Once, early in their marriage, the family zoomed away from the sheep camp in advance of a snowstorm. But their truck stalled. Corey hopped out to find help, stranding a pregnant Lois and their 1-year-old daughter, who were rescued by some locals.

None of the couple's seven children — five boys, two girls — ended up in the sheep business, and Lois understands why. "It's a real hard life for a family," she said.

On this night, Lois shared a story about cloth diapers. She stored the soiled ones in a pail, which reeked of ammonia. On laundry day, Corey usually found an excuse to ride far away from camp. So Lois chopped some wood, sparked a fire, punched through ice to siphon water from a tank. Then she boiled the water, washed the diapers, hung them on a clothesline — where they usually froze — and returned to the trailer to tackle another load.

"Then I hear a commotion outside," she said. The audience was rapt. "And I run outside to check. And guess what? The horses got tangled up in the clothesline and the diapers were laying in the manure."

Laughter.

She paused. "I just remember crying."

The audience responded: more laughter, more applause. And more than a few knowing smiles.



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Sunday, March 4, 2012

Karaage-style Fried Chicken

1 1/4 pounds boneless chicken thighs
3 tablespoons soy sauce
1 tablespoon rice vinegar
2 teaspoons finely grated ginger
2 teaspoons finely grated garlic
1/2 cup potato starch or cornstarch
1/3 cup all-purpose flour
Corn or canola oil for deep frying
Japanese mayonnaise (Kewpie brand) or lemon wedges for garnish

1. Cut the chicken thighs into 3-by-1-inch pieces. You should have about 36 small pieces, about half an ounce each.

2. Stir together the soy, rice vinegar, ginger and garlic, and marinate the chicken pieces for at least 30 minutes or for as long as 4 hours.

3. In a deep fryer or a deep cast-iron skillet over medium-high heat, heat enough oil to make a 2-inch-deep layer until a 1-inch cube of bread sizzles in the oil and turns golden brown in 1 minute. A candy thermometer will register 365 degrees. Preheat the oven to 250 degrees and put a cooling rack on top of a sheet pan to receive the chicken strips as they are fried. Keep the cooling rack and the sheet pan in the oven.

4. Combine the potato starch and flour, then dip the chicken strips, six or eight at a time, in the starch mixture; shake off the excess and fry the chicken pieces without crowding until they are chestnut brown and cooked through, about 5 minutes. Hold the first batches on the rack in the oven while subsequent batches are fried. Impale each piece of chicken on a small wooden skewer if desired. Serve with the mayonnaise or lemon wedges, if desired.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

British Humour


These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

TEACHER: John, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
JOHN: A teacher

Friday, March 2, 2012

Saint Patrick Day Sheepdog Trial

Love how the handler whistles with his fingers. When I try that, I sound like a strangled cat. Nice working dog. I think I would like to run at this trial.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Oldest sheep in the world dies on Lewis in Western Isles

A ewe thought to have been a contender for the title of world's oldest sheep has died after falling off a cliff. An ear tag on the blackface ewe, nicknamed Methuselina, showed that it was 25 years and 11 months old. In 2009, her owner John Maciver, of North Tolsta, Lewis, put her longevity down to her still having most of her teeth, allowing her to graze easily.


That same year the recognised holder of the world's oldest sheep title died at the age of 23. Called Lucky, she died in a heatwave in Australia.

Mr Maciver said Methuselina had also met an unfortunate end. He said: "The sad news is Methuselina is no more. She passed away and I wouldn't say peacefully. I found her at the bottom of a rock. She had gone over a cliff and met her demise that way at the grand old age of 25 years and 11 months."

Lucky raised by Delrae Westgarth set the Guinness record in 2007 and was a celebrity in her home town of Lake Bolac, near Melbourne. The Polwarth-Dorchester cross was hand-reared from birth after being abandoned by her mother. She went on to have 35 offspring of her own. Guinness World Records said that since Lucky's death it had been actively looking for a contender for world's oldest living sheep.

It was understood that Mr Maciver had not applied for the recognition for his ewe. According to Guinness World Records, the oldest age recorded for a sheep so far was 28 years and 51 weeks. The crossbred sheep was kept at Taliesin, near Aberystwyth in Wales.

The sheep gave birth to a healthy lamb in 1988 at the age of 28, after lambing successfully more than 40 times. She died in January 1989.

A spokeswoman said: "The latest oldest sheep living was Lucky, who died on November 2009. Since the death of Lucky, Guinness World Records has been actively looking for a contender to the title of 'oldest sheep living' any owner who wishes to make a claim can do it online at www.guinnessworldrecords.com."




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